Wednesday, February 23, 2011

About Today:: The 20 Funniest Celebs on Twitter 2/23/11

From Jen Hubley, your About Today Editor
Twitter has many uses. You can follow friends and family from far away, to see what they're doing. You can complain about how your neck sort of hurts and you'd like a nap (one of my favorites). Or, and perhaps best of all, you can use it to distract you from things you should be doing.

The 20 Funniest Celebs on Twitter 

Famous people who tweet are very helpful for the last purpose. There are two kinds of awesome celebrity twitter accounts: The first is genuinely funny people (see above).
See More About:  twitter  stephen colbert  russell brand

The Hottest Celebrities on Twitter 
And the second is just plain old famous people, some humorous on purpose, some accidentally so. (I'll let you choose which is which.)
See More About:  twitter  britney spears  john mayer

The Funniest Blogs on the Web 
My favorite in this list: Awful Library Books. This site includes such classics as 'Fake Families' and 'Fun With Crime.'
See More About:  blogs  funny blogs  lolcats

Where to Find Funny Video Clips 
Sometimes, though, there's just no substitute for watching people fall down.
See More About:  fun websites  top websites  web humor

Strange News:: Swimming with the Dead 2/23/11


Well sort of anyways.

A local authority in England has given the go ahead for a swimming pool to use energy created by the next-door crematorium to heat its water.
The plan, the first of its kind in Britain, will see waste heat from the incinerator chimney used to warm up the neighbouring leisure centre and its new pool.
“The cremation process is a sensitive matter and we wanted to be sure our proposals had widespread support,” said Councillor Carole Gandy, the leader of Redditch Borough Council in central England.
Eighty to 90 percent of people who contacted the council had backed the scheme, she said.
“Throughout we have been careful to explain how the technology would work, that it is tried and trusted, and that the practice is quite common in parts of Europe and especially in Sweden,” she said.
“We already support our residents to insulate their homes and be energy-efficient, so it seemed only right for us to explore this re-use of energy.”
However, local trade union officials are less than impressed with the plan, saying it was a reflection of the massive public spending cuts being implemented by the government.
“These proposals … are sick and an insult to local residents,” said Roger McKenzie, regional secretary for Unison, Britain’s biggest public sector labour union.
I find this kinda gross and maybe even a tad offensive.


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About Today:: 7 Houseplants You Can't Kill 2/22/11

From Jen Hubley, your About Today Editor
I've done it again: I've murdered a houseplant. Although I suppose the most I'm really guilty of is neglect. (I forgot that most varieties need water.)

7 Houseplants You Can't Kill 

I think the thing is to pick plants that are harder to kill. I tend to get ambitious with plants. Probably orchids are not the plant of choice for someone who can never find a pen and often spends hours calling her own cell phone to figure out where it is. (It is under the laundry. It is always under the laundry.)
See More About:  foliage plants  flowering plants  orchids

8 Ways to Kill a Houseplant 
If there were a competition for killing plants, I would win. I would win even if the other competitors had plant-killing poisons at their disposal.

5 Hard-to-Kill Sun Loving Plants 
Along with forgetting to water plants entirely, my other favorite thing to do is to pick plants that need totally different light conditions than the ones I can provide.

Best Houseplants for Low-Light Conditions 
These, for example, would be the best plants to buy for the darkest room in the house.

About Today:: Why Do We Observe Presidents Day? 2/21/11

From Jen Hubley, your About Today Editor
Today is Presidents Day here in the US. Presidents Day is one of those holidays you might forget about, if you didn't get the day off.

Presidents Day Trivia 
Presidents Day is to honor two presidents in particular: George Washington, who was the first president of the United States, and Abraham Lincoln, who I thought was the second president until I was about eight years old.

The 10 Most Influential Presidents 
Both Washington and Lincoln make this list, but some others might surprise you.

Video: Branches of the Government 
My friend Andre is a naturalized citizen of the United States, which, as he says, "means that I'm required to know more about the government than most people who were born here." (Cue the Sad Trombone of Truth.)

Presidents Day Special: The Invention of Great Writing 
Presidents Day is maybe the most annoyingly punctuated holiday ever. This is especially funny when you consider the fact that Lincoln in particular did so much to inspire better writing.

About Today: 5 Things You Should Never Post on Facebook 2/18/11

From Jen Hubley, your About Today Editor
Just about everyone has a Facebook page these days. This just goes to show that when it comes to choosing between maintaining their own privacy and getting a chance to spy on the neighbors, people will pick the neighbors every time.

5 Things You Should Never Post on Facebook 

There are some things, however, that you want to keep away from people's prying eyes. Like your full birth date. Or pictures of your kids. (Also: Three more.)
See More About:  facebook  facebook security  facebook privacy

Social Networking During a Job Search 
If you're looking for a job, or ever will be again, you'll also want to hide those pictures of you with the lampshade on your head. (To be honest, if I were hiring? I would want the people with the lampshades. But this is probably why I don't run the world yet.)

The 5 Facebook Dangers for Teens and College Kids 
I cannot tell you how glad I am that I went to high school and college in the dark ages. When we were in school, computers were basically typewriters with an attitude.
See More About:  teen legal issues  facebook  myspace

10 Ways to Protect Your Child From Cyberbullying 
This kept bullying confined to what is now known as "real life." (Back then it was "life.")
See More About:  cyberbullying  kids online  internet safety

About Today: The Top Jobs and Where to Find Them 2/17/11

From Jen Hubley, your About Today Editor
Judging from my pool of friends, the vast majority of people are now either a) unemployed, b) marginally employed, or c) employed in a job that they no longer wish to do. This is a totally statistically relevant way of determining the unemployment rate, BTW, and I fully expect it to be adopted by the Bureau of Labor Statistics soon.

The Top 40 Fastest Growing Jobs 

Many of my pals are engaged in similar careers to my own, which might be part of their problem. This will shock you, but there's a limited demand for people who can write funny little stories.

The Top Jobs and Where to Find Them 
It's less in demand anyway than say, home health aides.
See More About:  top ten jobs  top jobs 

How to Find a Job 
Whatever sort of job you're looking for, you'll probably find it a bit overwhelming at some point in the process. That's why I love this 10-step process. It's easier than thinking of the whole thing all at once.

10 Myths About Choosing a Career 
Myth #4 is a good one to look at, while we're discussing top jobs: "I should choose a career from a 'Best Careers' list."
See More About:  career choice  career counselors  career tests

About Today:: Beat the Winter Blahs 2/15/11

From Jen Hubley, your About Today Editor
I understand, intellectually, that winter will be over someday, but you sure couldn't prove it by me. Right now, it feels like February is the longest month of the year and we'll never see the spring again.

Beat the Winter Blahs with Exercise 
The great catch-22 of the winter blahs: In order to break them, you need to get exercise. But it's very hard to motivate to get to the gym when you have the winter blahs.

7 Ways to Get Out of That Rut 
The trick is to shake yourself loose from your rut.

How to Beat the Winter Blahs in Your Marriage 
Sometimes, the trouble isn't just that you're in a rut: it's that you're in a rut, and so is your spouse.

How Do You Beat the Winter Blues? 
Part of my problem with winter is that I'm a person who's crazy about flowers. So one of my tricks is to make sure I have plenty of cut flowers in the house, to make up for the lack of growing things outside.
See More About:  new year's resolutions  winter scenery 

Contest!! Win a cute Hello Kitty Mini Clipboard 2/23/11

My First Contest...

Hello Kitty Mini Clipboard
60 Pages
about 6" 1/2 x 5"

All you have to do is like me Facebook and follow me on Twitter.  That simple.  When you do both of these drop me a line, or comment and I will check to verify. Then you will be added to the drawing.

Questions just drop me a line.  charly@bluehairedgal.com
If this goes well, I will be doing weekly drawings for fun Sanrio items.

Funny Pictures:: Animal Demotivators 2/23/11





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