Sunday, April 10, 2011

Inspirational Stories:: I will watch over you 4/10/11


A drunk man in an Oldsmobile


They said had run the light 


That caused the six-car pileup

On 109 that night.

When broken bodies lay about

"And blood was everywhere,"

"The sirens screamed out eulogies,"

For death was in the air. 

"A mother, trapped inside her car,"

Was heard above the noise;

Her plaintive plea near split the air:

"Oh, God, please spare my boys!" 

She fought to loose her pinned hands; 

"She struggled to get free,"

But mangled metal held her fast

In grim captivity.

Her frightened eyes then focused

"On where the back seat once had been," 

But all she saw was broken glass and 

Two children's seats crushed in.

Her twins were nowhere to be seen;

"She did not hear them cry, "! 

"And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, " 

"Oh, God, don't let them die! " 
Then firemen came and cut her loose, "

"But when they searched the back, "

"They found therein no little boys, "

But the seat belts were intact. 

They thought the woman had gone mad 

"And was traveling alone, "

"But when they turned to question her, "

They discovered she was gone.

Policemen saw her running wild 

And screaming above the noise

"In beseeching supplication, "

Please help me find my boys!

They're four years old and wear blue shirts;

"Their jeans are blue to match."" 

"One cop spoke up, ""They're in my car, " 

And they don't have a scratch.

They said their daddy put them there

"And gave them each a cone, "

Then told them both to wait for Mom 

To come and take them home.

"I've searched the area high and low, " 

But I can't find their dad.

"He must have fled the scene, "

" I guess, and that is very bad." 

"The mother hugged the twins and said, "

"While wiping at a tear, " 

"He could not flee the scene, you see, "

"For he's been dead a year."

"The cop just looked confused and asked, " 

"Now, how can that be true? "

"The boys said, ""Mommy, Daddy came " 

"And left a kiss for you."" "

He told us not to worry

"And that you would be all right, " 

And then he put us in this car with

"The pretty, flashing light. " 

"We wanted him to stay with us, "

"Because we miss him so, "

"But Mommy, he just hugged us tight " 

And said he had to go.

He said someday we'd understand

"And told us not to fuss, "

"And he said to tell you, Mommy, "

"He's watching over us."

The mother knew without a doubt 

"That what they spoke was true, " 

"For she recalled their dad's last words, " " I will watch over you."
The firemen's notes could not explain

"The twisted, mangled car, " 

And how the three of them escaped 

Without a single scar.

"But on the cop's report was scribed, "

"In print so very fine, "

An angel walked the beat tonight on Highway 109. 

Funny Stories:: Spaghetti 4/10/11



A wealthy Navajo Politician was having an affair with a married white
woman for several years. This was a woman that was working with him. One late night, during one of their rez-style rendezvous, she confided in him she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large
sum of money if she would go to the Midwest to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in the Midwest to raise the child, he would also provide
child support until the child turned 18.

The White woman agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
write "Spaghetti" on the back.. He would then arrange for child support
payments to begin..
One day, At the trading post about 9 months later, he came home to his
confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post
card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it"  he said. The wife
watched as her husband read the card, turn pale, and faint.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
meatballs, one without!!!"

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Debt Diet eCourse: Debt Diet Week 5: Repayment in Action 4/9/11



From LaToya Irby, your Guide to Credit / Debt Management
Congratulations! You made it to the end of the course. It's not the end of your debt diet though.You have a lot of the hard work out of the way. You've worked on getting rid of your bad debt habits. You've decided how you're going to pay your debt (or at least started thinking about it). Now, it's time to put your plan into action. Make sure you adjust your monthly budget to account for your new debt payments. Use the debt tracker to measure your progress paying off your debt.
As you pay off your debt, refer back to this lesson for strategies on dealing with your debt.
This week's objective: Make a commitment to pay off your debt.
How to Snowball Your Debt 
A debt snowball is a method you would use to knock out smaller debts first. For example, you'd pay off a $200 credit card balance before tackling a $2,000 credit card balance, regardless of the interest rate.
5 Habits You Must Change Before You Get Out of Debt 
If you want to get out of debt, there are some bad habits you have to get rid of first, like justifying purchases you want by calling them "needs." Putting your financial decisions in perspective will help you get out of debt and stay out.

10 Ways to Avoid New Credit Card Debt 
Be careful about accruing new debt while you're trying to pay off your current debt. It will only slow down your debt repayment progress. Instead, go to a cash-only spending plan and save up for large purchases like electronics and new furniture.

5 Stupid Ways to Pay Your Debt 
As you're paying off your debt, you may be tempted to take some options that seem easier. But, these choices could hurt you in the long run.

More Articles on Reducing Debt 
As you continue paying off your debt, visit the Reducing Debt section to get help and tips on making your way out of debt.

Join the Debt Diet Support Group 
Visit the Debt Diet Support Group page on the Credit/Debt forum to share your debt experience and talk with others about the ups and downs of paying off their debt.

Monday, April 4, 2011

About Today: 10 Spring Fashion Trends to Love 3/30/11




From Jen Hubley, your About Today Editor
Where I live, it's still cold enough outside to make you long for your childhood snowsuit, but the calendar says that spring's on the way, and I choose to believe it. For one thing, it gives me an excuse to refresh the old wardrobe.


10 Spring Fashion Trends to Love 
Most of us can't afford to buy a ton of new stuff every spring. The goal, then, is to buy a few things that will make what we already own look brand-new. I tend to invest heavily in belts, for some reason.
See More About:  floral dresses  spring 2011  michael kors
10 Spring Makeup Must-Haves 
Another cheap way to renew your look: Makeup. That is, of course, provided that you shop carefully and don't just keeping tossing things in your shopping cart because they're shiny. In other words, do what I say, not what I do.
See More About:  origins  spring  must-haves
6 Must-Have Products for Super Spring Skin 
My skin definitely still thinks it's winter. Here's hoping these products can wake it up.
See More About:  spring skin  summer skin  exfoliating
Men's Spring Fashion Essentials 
The big thing to buy: Something in a trend color. I feel like this is a magic trick that secretly persuades people that you've just bought a whole new wardrobe.

Debt Diet eCourse: Debt Diet Week 4: Make a Debt Plan 4/4/11

From LaToya Irby, your Guide to Credit / Debt Management
Now that you know how much debt you have, it's time to figure out how you're going to pay it off. Don't worry if you think you don't have enough money to completely pay off your debt. There are steps to help make the most of your income and get rid of your debt for good.This week's objective is to create a Debt Plan using your budget from Week 1 and Debt Tracking Worksheet from Week 3.
How to Set a Reasonable Debt Free Goal 
Setting a debt-free goal that's too aggressive will only frustrate you when you can't make the payments you need to be out of debt in such a quick time frame. There's a right time to get out of debt and this lesson will teach you how to figure it out.
Prioritize Your Debts 
When you read this lesson, you might argue that these debts are in the wrong order - credit cards fall at the bottom of the list. Compared to other debts on the list - like your mortgage - they're less important.
Six Debt Repayment Options 
When it comes to paying off your debt, you have several options. You can pay it off yourself, you can enlist the help of a debt management company, or you can fire bankruptcy. Weigh the pros and cons of each option before you proceed.
How to Make a Debt Payoff Plan 
This is a guide that will show you step-by-step how to make a debt payoff plan. There's even a link to a free worksheet you can use to create your plan.
66 Ways to Get Money for Debt 
As you put your debt repayment plan into action, refer to this list of ways to generate more money for your debt. Not all the items will apply to you. In fact, you may only be able to do one or two of the things on this list. But every little bit counts when it comes to paying off your debt.
Join the Debt Diet Support Group 
Talk with other readers who are going through the debt diet. Share your successes and setbacks. Get motivation to pay off your debt.

Friday, April 1, 2011

About Latter-day Saints: How To Apply What We Learn at General Conference? 3/28/11




From Rachel Bruner, your Guide to Latter-day Saints

How Can We Apply What We Learn at General Conference? 
The 181st Annual General Conference will be held this coming Saturday and Sunday, April 2nd and 3rd. One of the great ways in which we can prepare for the upcoming conference is to reread and listen to the previous Conference talks. What are some other ways in which we can apply what we learn at General Conference? Share your ideas... Read more


Changing Our Attitude and Behavior 
In the October 2010 General Conference Elder Richard G. Scott of the 12 Apostles said the following profound statement: "We become what we want to be by consistently being what we want to become each day." What a powerful truth. Elder Scott goes on to teach... Read more

Return with Honor Wrappers 
A site visitor requested some missionary, "Home with Honor" candy bar wrappers, so I made some "Return with Honor" ones as well... Read more

Video: You Will Be Freed from Addiction 
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has created an excellent new video, "You Will Be Freed," which is taken from Elder M. Russel Ballard's October 2010 General Conference... Read more

About Today: Healthy Recipes for Kids 4/1/11



From Jen Hubley, your About Today Editor
When I was a kid, I ate three things: peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, spaghetti, and American cheese. The fact that I lived to adulthood is a miracle. The fact that my Mom lived until I lived to adulthood is a double miracle, and proof that she's a tough lady.
Healthy Recipes for Kids 
The trick with finding healthy recipes for kids is that they're unlikely to eat the same kinds of food you enjoy (or at least, choke down, because you know it's good for you.)
See More About:  healthy recipes  healthy eating  picky eaters

10 Quick and Healthy Breakfast Recipes for Kids 
Healthy recipes for kids need to be tempting to their palates. The fact that these recipes are also more tempting to my palate is purely a coincidence, and does not in any way mean that I failed to grow up.

10 Quick and Healthy Dinner Recipes 
But I mean, honestly. Look at this and tell me you don't want to have it for dinner.

10 Healthy Snacks for Kids 
And then there's this snack idea, which you can prepare in five minutes (plus time for freezing.)

About Today: 13 Google April Fool's Day Pranks 4/1/11



From Jen Hubley, your About Today Editor
Depending on your point of view, it's either the greatest day of the year today, or a day to hide under your bed til it's over. April Fool's Day brings out the best in some people ... and in other people, well, let's just say that not everyone is as hilarious as they think they are.

13 Google April Fool's Day Jokes and Pranks 

Absolutely hilarious as they think they are: Google. Check out today's pranks, which include YouTube 1911 and Gmail Motion.

How Did April Fool's Day Start? 
When I first started pulling April Fool's pranks, the internet would have seemed like a hoax. ("No seriously. You'll be able to look up every kind of useless trivia on your computer, and talk to other people anywhere in the world via typing. We call it Space Telephone Library Thing!")
See More About:  april fool's day  joke  april

The History of April Fool's Day 
See More About:  april fools day  holidays and observances 

April Fool's Day for Kids 
These are tricks you can play on your kids without winding up looking like a big meanie. (I would actually like some candy sushi right now.)
See More About:  april fools day  holidays

About Freebies: New Freebies for 3/29/11



From Stacy Fisher,Stacy Fisher, your Guide to Freebies
There were so many new freebies and free samples available today, I thought I'd send them out to you today so you can get them before they're gone.
Look below for free samples of Uncle Ben's Ready Rice, Shout Color Catcher, Carefree liners, and Fred's brand diapers.


Bonus Freebie! Download the full version PC game Monster Mashfrom Sandlot Games for free all this week.
Free Sample of Uncle Ben's Ready Rice 
Click the link above to get a free pouch of Uncle Ben's Ready Rice.
See More About:  free food  free samples 

Free Sample of Shout Color Catcher 
Above you'll find a link for a free sample of Shout Color Catcher for your laundry. This is a new offer, so if you've gotten a free sample of this one before you can get it again.
See More About:  laundry freebies  free samples  free coupons

Free Sample From Carefree 
You get to choose whether you want a free sample from Carefree or a $1 off coupon.
See More About:  free samples  coupons  free samples for women

Two Free Diapers From Fred's 
Click the link above to get two free Fred's store brand diapers. You get to choose which size you want!
See More About:  baby freebies  free diapers 

About Feng Shui: Unstuck Your Career, Lucky Directions & April Days 3/29/11






From Rodika Tchi, your Guide to Feng Shui
Are you stuck in a career that is draining your energy? The feng shui tips in this issue might help. Info on your lucky feng shui directions is also here, as well as the feng shui almanac with auspicious days in April 2011. Enjoy!
Use Feng Shui To Unstuck Your Career 
If you feel stuck in your career and need a boost of fresh, vibrant energy, feng shui can always help. There is a wide variety of tips in feng shui... Read more

Lucky, Lucky, Oh, So Lucky! 
The concept of lucky feng shui directions seems to confuse many feng shui enthusiasts. The reason is simple - some feng shui books affirm that it is vital to... Read more

Feng Shui Almanac - Auspicious Days in April 2011 
Many of you have been asking about selecting auspicious days in any given month, be they good days for travel, starting a new job, moving into a new home, or even going out on a first ... Read more

Feng Shui Tips for Clutter Clearing: Declutter Your Home 
Use smart and easy feng shui tips to declutter your home and keep it clutter-free. If your home is full of clutter, feng shui can help you create supportive energy for your clutter clearing process. Do not delay, use feng shui clutter clearing tips today! If your question about the feng shui of clutter clearing is not answered here, please ask your question at the feng shui forum.

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